Park like a cunt (and other driving fuckwittery)

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Mā€™eh fucking Daily Mail spam spoiled my enjoyment.

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This cunt parking across my drive, and on a double yellowā€¦ (again :confounded:)

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Have you got something big and heavy you can roll down the driveway and accidentally hit the car?

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Like a Porsche?

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Unfortunately not, and thereā€™s no way Iā€™m using the Porsche to damage itā€¦

Itā€™s days like this you wish the bin men were driving down the road taking mirrors off carsā€¦ lol.

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If he has parked across your driveway, can you call the council?

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I could have called the police as he was causing an obstruction, however the cunt moved it after I went indoorsā€¦

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We get this a lot too. Quite often the driver will ring the door bell to let us know where theyā€™ll be. But woe betide them if they donā€™t. I normally wipe their windscreen then fix an impolite notice right in the middle using superglueā€¦

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my neighbour had this when he first had his drive out. He generally got 4 cones out of his van, and surrounded the offending vehicle with plastic tape saying something like hazardous keep out with a sign giving the phone number of one of those shyster PPI companies.

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In Canterbury. Offensively ugly SUV? Check. Stupid registration? Check. Double yellows for hours? Check.

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I thought it was Mayfair when I first looked.

Tells you a lot about the car and the street I guess.

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Looks like illegal parking is a regular occurrence there. Even on Streetview.

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No parking ticket? check.

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Quite appropriate, PR = per rectum, ideal for the arsehole.

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I had a sit in one of them last weekend - hideous on the outside, but amazing inside.

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The only sound you can hear in the cabin is the gentle swoosh of Woolf Barnato turning in his grave ā€¦ :grimacing:

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Out on my travels today I saw this:

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Yes, that Ka is parked, not abandoned after a particularly shite joy ride.

And in Aldi:

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Now, this cunt lives near me. He batters around in his prickmobile, wastegates dumping constantly and often he has his lights and siren going too. How the police havenā€™t confiscated his stupid piece of shit, I donā€™t know. He has a mate with a Shelby Mustang done up in some other PD livery, who is given to turning on his lights and charging up the outside of a line of traffic.

And no, Evo cunt is definitely not disabled.

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Ex copper?

VB