Out on my travels today I saw this:
Yes, that Ka is parked, not abandoned after a particularly shite joy ride.
And in Aldi:
Now, this cunt lives near me. He batters around in his prickmobile, wastegates dumping constantly and often he has his lights and siren going too. How the police haven't confiscated his stupid piece of shit, I don't know. He has a mate with a Shelby Mustang done up in some other PD livery, who is given to turning on his lights and charging up the outside of a line of traffic.
And no, Evo cunt is definitely not disabled.