Cunts.
Your dachshund looks High AF, man.
There appears to be something growing out of your burgers
Disappointing lack of lampshade or Newton’s cradle in the presentation. Mini frying basket is only level 1 hipster pointlessness.
Yeah and the thing it’s served on almost resembles a plate for God’s sake! Is there no slate in Denmark?
I am utterly addicted to shortbread.
Food o’ the Godz.
The uncooked one does look a bit like Alien
It was meant to be a …
But I didn’t mention it in case some miserable cunt moaned about it being too early for
Can I point out that it is still November, put the red cape back and leave the Christmas tree and elves alone.
What did I tell ya…
Fuck off with the subliminal adverts Jim. It’s not our fault you are moonlighting in a seasonal business.
Moonlighting? No chance he’s asleep before 9pm every night, earlier after a few sherries.
We get Brexit edition Toblerone
nice we like to make our Paneer so much nicer than shop bought - I love Peas Paneer
We just demolished a homemade beef Massaman curry with rice and Pak Choi in chilli ginger and garlic.
Followed with a fresh pineapple sprinkled with chilli salt and a squeeze of lime.