Heās just a cunt with no life 
If I ate 135,000 sprouts, Ilford would be laid wasteā¦
Itās not already 
Crimbo? Crimbo? 
I would have thought that you would have taken more care not to dilute the brand awareness so carelessly. Itāll be all very Ho Ho Ho until you loose 70% of your market share to Bojo the Festive Fuckwit or some other Santa Substituteā¦
ftfy
FFY
cooking a slow cooked shin of beef chilli, made with a homemade chilli paste made from:
soaked dried Chipotle,
soaked dried Ancho,
dried Kashmiri,
fresh Habenero,
fresh finger chilli,
a few dashes of Encona Reaper Sauce,
some dried chilli powder and smoked Paprika -
all whizzed up with a ripe tomato
been simmering for 3 hours so far (we might get to 5 hours if we can wait!) - not a mad burn, but a lovely fruity, smokey sustained heat that tingles the lipsā¦
Ooh, Matronā¦
Heās a sparks, nuff said 
Iām nicking that 
Cockpunch.
It is macaroni cheese you wizard loving fuck.
No offence. 
Iāll take that. I was being lazy 
Desperate to use that as his tag, tbh.
I hate you lot
Doritos Cool Original.
Home made crumble, but have also been busy making 2 loaves of granary bread, a whole load of pizza dough (3/4 of which is now in the freezer) and 40 pints alcoholic ginger beer (whichāll take 3-4 weeks to be ready). No issues with productivity here today.
Pork chops!
