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What are those wisps of green stuff on your dinner Pete? A micro salad? Good lad, everything in moderation, especially the salad.
Those burnt ends deserve their own fucking Michelin star
‘Micro salad’ lol. Well it is a hipster pub. (But they sell Camden Pale Ale, which is fucking epic).
You b’stards.
Ha ha ha
If it’s any consolation, the ladies serving it are too young for Pete
Is that a whole bottle of gin you have to yourself there Adam?
Sadly just decorative…
What, the gin or the serving ladies?
In your case, both.
Not at all envious here. B’strd !
For my birthday, baked by Flo & Al - chocolate vinyl cake…
…although I fear the record might be slightly too warped to play!
Nice, they made you a wonky (but highly delicious looking) cake to go with your wonky turntable…
Not jealous at all, I had a stale fig roll with my after dinner cuppa
are the platters counter rotating? Seems to be missing the full quota of candles though… mind you, I suppose that many candles would constitute a fire risk.
10 candles and a 60W globe ?