Serious burgerdom tonight. Steak hache (cooked medium rare) with the usual bacon, tomato and lettuce but with the addition of Maroilles cheese. Talk about raising a humble burger (albeit with excellent beef) to another level 
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Steak pie, chips and gravy fucking delish.
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Tonight was veeery rare (Saignant) rump steak served on a potato rosti with a slab of Fois Gras melted over the top…with FAT chips.
The orgasmic thrills this caused are beyond anything this side of Barbarella.
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Bread too thick, grilled one side and buttered the other. Butter definitely too thick. Extra thick bacon, grilled. Cherry tomatoes, grilled and skinned. Too much iceberg lettuce.
Edit: and great coffee.
Just the one mince pie for lunch today, I think.
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Nowt wrong with sarnie in my book
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Here’s one we should all not be eating (canola = rape seed oil = most generic cooking oils):
seconds before the kids demolished it. Not bad, even if I do say so myself.
Did the egg land just as it came out of the oven?
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Don’t know. Don’t care.
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Egg on pizza = Fail.
Every time.
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Not a pizza. A Flammekueche 
Get.to.feck. It is a tarte flambée, which is Alsatian for a fucking pizza. Therefore no egg.
Potato = Potarto
It’s a police dog where I’m from
Your lunch today, looks like it was someone else’s dinner yesterday first…
Spud (not chips) and Egg = 
too.
It is still a pizza, even if you want to call it a potato 
Whatever you call that it’s a fuck ton of calories 
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My kinda food 
Looks like an alien from Dr Who.
You really do eat some shite.