Pork Faff Therapy/ What are you eating?

A bowl of piping hot home-made chicken soup for lunch today :+1:

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Oven baked Paella-cum-Kedgeree.

You Colonials eat some wierd fucking shit…

spewnose

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Greggs Steak Bake. I feel unclean.

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:grimacing: Gristle wrapped in soggy pastry

What’s not to like

Jesus, why?

A handful of cheap Richmond sausages I baked in the oven for the dogs. Now feel like I’ve been gargling baking soda.

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cunt

stupid creatures love 'em

I feel a bit sick tho’

Could be crueller. It could have been a Greggs Steak bake. Those dogs don’t know how lucky they are.

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Home made sausage rolls - just out of the oven…

mince pies just going in…

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pastry dinner

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Looking forward to January. Your girls are in fine form. Hope they haven’t peaked too early.

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Christ, they look good.

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Lazy cos manflu, so checked-out the reborn pizza shop in the village after it’s had a couple of months to settle down…

The original was ace - the owner was an Egyptian guy who belongs on this forum - deep into bitter, mardy late middle-age, and he cooked damn fine and substantial pizzas - loaded with nice, fresh, identifiable things.

The shop is now one of those places you avoid if you don’t live in the area or are not driving a lorry with a dead schoolgirl in the cab - pizza, pasta, fried chicken, chips, burgers, nuggets, wraps, kebabs, assorted fried lumps that kids and fatmums love - pretty much if it fits in a fryer, they’ll scorch it.

Anyway, not a review - but to my surprise, the two different pizzas plus fried chicken were surprisingly bloody nice, fresh, tasty, thoroughly ungreasy, and a couple of hours on I have yet to catastrophically shit myself. Not gonna attract many hipster twats, but then that’s a win too.

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It’s really really hard to fuck up pizza. My standards are gratifyingly low in this regard.

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Yep, must admit, mine plummet when someone else is making it and it’s dirt cheap.

Cheese on toast, with bits. Albeit these were a fair bit better than that - not freezerbag shit at-all.

By the way, you should get your fat arse to Lopwell. It’s a weekend of gratuitous food porn.

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