I don’t accept this.
Waiter… Can I take your order sir?
Sod … Yes, 8 pints of Wankshangle please.
Waiter … Certainly sir, will there be anything else?
Sod… Yes, a plate of Macaroni Cheese.
Waiter… Thank fuck you said that as I’m sick to the back teeth of hipster, American-wannabe, middle aged, jive talking cock lords coming in here trying to be trendy. It’s how the creeping Americanisation of the whole fucking world started. Oh, and fuck off with those shorts too.
sigh . . .
It was meant to be pork, pepper and broccoli but it transpired I forgot to buy broccoli
Pork, pepper n peas has a nicer ring to it anyway 
PPP tarte tatin 
Interesting read.
Steak. All of the steak.
Chicken lollipops 
And chilli paneer and some wet stuff
Yeah, I read that- meant to post but didn’t. Interesting guy, sad he went so young
Beef bourgignon started , ready tomorrow
We just had a pint & pizza in the Wetherspoons in Hertford - it was pretty tasty
Artichoke hearts 
️ one of the very bestest pizza toppings
Trendy wank
