Pork Faff Therapy/ What are you eating?

[Jim]

What Malay-Chinese folk eat is nyonya business…

[anon14766838]

do NOT under any circumstances give up the day job

[Jim]

wassamarrer @htm_1968, couldn’t think of a suitable put down?

[Valvebloke]

@Jim

… couldn’t think of a suitable put down?

Nyonya bike !?

VB

[htm_1968]

@Jim

What Malay-Chinese folk eat is nyonya business…

Allow me to use a badly written bit of math to comment on that ‘effort’:

Please cease and desist all attempts at humour.

[Jim]

@htm_1968

Please cease and desist all attempts at humour.

No

[htm_1968]

@Jim

wassamarrer @htm_1968, couldn’t think of a suitable put down?

I had to go and throw up in the middle of the last post, hence the delay. Your weapons-grade flub of a joke may (or may not) have played a role in todays’ heave.

[anon14766838]

I thought there was a dustbin for shit jokes and failed attempts at humour:

The return of shit joke thread (incorporating the humour toilet) and mainly reposts of reposts of reposts

The mrs came back from the doctors with a big smile on her face “Why are you so happy?” I asked her. “The doctor told me that for a 60 year old woman, I have a 21 year olds breasts” she said. “Oh yeah” I said “Well what did he say about your 60 year old arse?” “Your name never came up in conversation”

[Jim]

Haha…coming from the two most humourless cunts on here…i shall take that as encouragement…

[htm_1968]

@Jim

i shall take that as encouragement…

It was encouragement . I was encouraging you to give the puns a miss for a while. It is the humane thing for you to do…

[Jim]

ahaha, asking a mod on here to be humane…

[Valvebloke]

I’m not sure that expression is correct is it ? If, say

shit = crap x exp(i x poop)

where crap and poop are both real then

-shit = crap x exp(i x (poop+pi))

So

SQRT(-shit) = SQRT(crap) x exp(i x (poop+((2 x k) +1) x pi)/2) where k = 0,1

and if we square that we’re back to -shit, which is not, in general, real.

Better might be to take the square root of the product of shit and its complex conjugate. This returns two values, plus and minus SQRT(crap^2+poop^2), but they both lie along the real axis.

VB

[crimsondonkey]

@Valvebloke

I’m not sure that expression is correct is it ? If, say

shit = crap x exp(i x poop)

where crap and poop are both real then

-shit = crap x exp(i x (poop+pi))

So

SQRT(-shit) = SQRT(crap) x exp(i x (poop+((2 x k) +1) x pi)/2) where k = 0,1

and if we square that we’re back to -shit, which is not, in general, real.

Better might be to take the square root of the product of shit and its complex conjugate. This returns two values, plus and minus SQRT(crap^2+poop^2), but they both lie along the real axis.

VB

pulp fiction english motherfucker do you speak it

[htm_1968]

@Valvebloke

where crap and poop are both real

Fair enough, but in my defence (i) it is not my meme (ii) I said it was badly written and (iii) there is some crap on here that is definitely not real so I disagree with the fundamentals of your proposition.

[browellm]

A whole weekend of this to come. Deep joy

[TMC]

Just need to wrap it in a modulus function and then it’s just shit.

[Waxy]

Now you’re just imagining shit.

[Valvebloke]

Yes, the modulus (crap) and the argument (poop) are both real.

@browellm

A whole weekend of this to come. Deep joy

I lose interest in this sort of thing after a beer or two. Plus Wayne’s bringing a bust pre for me to play with.

VB

[browellm]

I was referring to Jim’s puns. Might join you for a maths lesson, tbh

[crimsondonkey]

@Valvebloke

I lose interest in this sort of thing after a beer or two

So after about 10 minutes then