Pork Faff Therapy/ What are you eating?

:scream: Next thing you’l be admitting to no mustard too.

What kind of barbarian do you think I am?

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You fucking idiot. I retract my earlier comment.

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Needs some hand churned locally sourced salted butter clearly.

And a locally sourced organic egg fried in said butter :smile:

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And mustard :face_with_symbols_over_mouth:

You’re starting to sound almost as pretentious as sodbury.

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And a sausage.

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Woah, woah, woah.

How uncouth
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Take that back.

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Ok I shall, and it shall be replaced with a big slab of Lorne sausage just for you.

Either or. Never both.

Never. Ever. Ever.

What, both kinds of sausage and bacon? Now you’re talking.

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Are you @jim in disguise? A hot cross bun is incoming by the looks of things

Madness. Utter madness.

Bacon, sausage and egg is the holy trinity.

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Too busy a sandwich.

Lorne and egg 
perfection.

Gosh no, a baguette :heart_eyes:

That’s more like it.

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A no butter failed Barbarian :unamused:

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