Pork Fat Therapy/ What are you eating?


#1142

I had an NSE (near shart experience) whilst I was away…:spy:


#1143

That would be a fart then.


#1144

Or a shit.


#1145

That is a step beyond a shart


#1146

Not if taken in isolation.


#1147

Not on the cider chart of shart.

Fake fart
Dry fart
Wet fart
Viscous fart
Shart
Shit
Oh shit!

The shit stage is one step past the shart stage.


#1148

In that context you’ll get no argument from me.


#1149

An NSE is between a viscous fart and a shart - it’s a mental thing; when you’re convinced you’ve followed through, but when you check, you actually haven’t :thumbsup:


#1150

Ah a bit like the phantom turd


#1151

BBQ’d rump steak with warm new spud salad (olive oil & mint) and Chinese cabbage based coleslaw.


#1152

Homemade salmon and ginger burgers…


#1153

slow roast pork belly with fennel… mash pots, runner beans, homemade apple and ginger chutney.


#1154

BBQ’d lamb shoulder steaks with various salady bits. Eaten in the sunshine. Today was a good day.


#1155

Wife has randomly decided to make cupcakes at 9.30pm. So I’ll be having cupcakes soon


#1156

Microwaved Asda pork and chorizo sausage rolls. With a big squirt of ketchup.

They are very, very shit. Avoid.


#1157

TBF, any pastry based product put through a microwave will be shit. Heating in the oven may have given better results.


#1158

No, not in this case. I expected the soft pastry, but the filling is the really gopping bit.


#1159

Oh dear :worried:


#1160

Walnut bread, butter, marmalade and some extra mature cheddar with an orange juice. I know how to live the high life.


#1161

Healthy option