Looks more like the aftermath of an anal probe.
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Maybe, but tastes wonderful.
Cold. Itâs too hot for anything other than Espresso.
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TBF itâs been too hot for anything warm. So itâs mostly Cafe Freddo or Frappe.
Is that an espresso with one of these chucked in?
A Cafe Freddo on a Calabrian summers morning, possibly the best coffee moment available. Youâre a lucky man.
I hope it was served in an appropriately hipster vessel 
Aldi are selling a platter of various mini salamis atm, for about ÂŁ3.
They are like crack cocaine, especially the ones with rosemary in them. Oh my fucking God, I have nearly finished the whole lot in one go, I am going to feel so sick laterâŚ
Chilli with all the trimmings
ibirico ham, salchichon, home made Spanish potato and onion tortilla and home made gazpacho- olives etcâŚ
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Is that before or after you have eaten it?
Midway through the Prima Piatti.
Pensioners lunch special at the Debenhamâs cafe in Bedford?
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The near bit resembles some kind of invertebrate but I give up. What was it supposed to be? Did you get a full refund?
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Swordfish, tuna, a large-ish prawn, a langoustine and a squid tube all immaculately BBQâd.
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Ah, the cast of Spongebob. Knew theyâd meet a sticky end one day.
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I thought European swordfish was pretty unsustainable these days, but I hear the N. American fisheries have recovered.
No idea I didnât ask.
Itâs caught locally in very small numbers and sold immediately. If it sells out, you need to come back another day.