Pork Faff Therapy/ What are you eating?

More like it. :bacon:

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Takeaway curry with my eldest son.


 appealed to my inner 8-year-old.

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The crack cocaine of high street confectionery

I can stop any time I want, honest.

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An out of date double Double Decker straight from under the passenger seat in my van, complemented with the last can from a camping trip last month.

Saturday nights aint what they used to be that’s for sure.

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I dunno, looks like you’ve got a decent porn mag lined up for later.

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Kids went to the cinema, so we went for a curry, supposedly to celebrate our anniversary.

Starters

Lovely onion bhajis, really light and crispy, and the prawn thingy was delish. I got both lamb kebabs cos Claire doesn’t like them :smiley:

Main

Mine was a monkfish dish with some random made up name I can’t remember, but was fantastic. Claire had Chicken Samber and we shared a Peshawari naan.

Claire told me off for taking photographs of food


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Quite right, you should be staring at her tits.

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Or photographing them !

I’ll leave that to @anon14766838,


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Ah yes the cleavage shot thinly disguised by food in the foreground.

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zactly

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Link please :japanese_ogre::japanese_ogre::japanese_ogre::japanese_ogre:

Beer, chocolate and a copy of the latest Gas Engineer.

Life doesn’t get any erm, better than that.

Or something.

The issue before that one is a corker.

Centre spread of a Worcester-Bosch in a peek a boo onesie

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I preferred the shaven Vaillant

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Does it still have the saucy section of Readers Boilers?

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And who could forget the voyeur shot up the Baxi Bermuda ?

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It’s been replaced by BILF’s from the '70’s

:anguished:

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At least they have retained the weekly ‘flush my pipe’ competition along with the ‘purge my valve’ pictorial feature.

Some things are sacrosanct

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