Pork scratchings


I’m going back to Reading for the first time in 15 years to do an external review on one of their flagship departments. Should be marvelous :mask:


tomorrow is the day…


Have you built the perspex case yet :smiley:


I am working on a garage made of perspex


Don’t fall off! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:


here you go, one Macan Turbo in black… after a two hour handover in the dealer

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it feels quicker than I remember from the test drive and I don’t need to limbo to get in and out…


:thumbsup: Looks really nice Simon.

Enjoy !


Shiny! Enjoy!


Looks lovely, you don’t get those cup holders in a 911 though… :wink:


Very nice,see they have copied the shape of the astra mk4 in places.


That’s what my Mrs said when she saw the pics !



love the camouflage seats :heart_eyes:


they are 18 way adjustable heated and ventilated seats…I have tried the heating, but not yet brave enough to ventilate my arse in a brand new car…


Good looking car. I swapped to an SUV last year and not regretted it :+1:


I thought they had been pre-stained for the more damp-of-gusset porker client.


Lovely motor!


It looks a bit like a Porsche but with 2-3 ft of stuff attached to the bottom of it. What is it? Some new Chinese thing?


2 hour handover?

“And here’s the glove box, sir.”
“These are door handles.”


To be fair, they had to confirm his identity and get payment. The rest was showing the unfortunate owner how the indicators work and how to brake slowly.


‘Sir won’t need to be using these’