Pork scratchings


#301

Presumably then, you’d be hit square on at somewhere between 30 and 80mph. I’d rethink your life choices.


#302

Nah, it would be most likely stationary and double parked outside the school gates waiting to pick up Chardonnay and Brandon :confounded:


#303

Why are you hanging around school gates?


#304

Checking out the milf.


#305

:oncoming_police_car:


#306

#307

I can live with their findings…

The study carried out at the University of Würzburg, south-east of Frankfurt, published in the journal Evolutionary Psychology, concluded: ‘Men perceived the Porsche driver as more attractive, flirtier, more intelligent, more ambitious, and as having a higher status.

Oh, and thanks for your in depth research, of the Mail to bring us this article… lol.


#308

Strange, as most people I know see them a knobs with an issue.


#309

Bit like folk from Cheshire…:wink:


#310

You know people? :dizzy_face:


#311

Well when I say know… I have seen people on the street like.


#312

#313

How long do you have it for? :wink:


#314

Not long enough unfortunately…

Actually I’m starting to get itchy feet and wondering what to get next… :dizzy_face:


#315

Tesla, my second daughters BF got one and it’s really great for a milk float. Quicker than you’d think. It’s big and has the turning circle of a whale.


#316

I hate big cars tbh, the M4 is on the verge of my size comfort zone…


#317

BMW internal build quality is fairly average. Mine is just about to go back in again for some repairs and for another water leak.


#318

Couldn’t you have had the leak fixed when you had your leg-grapes sorted out? I’m sure having a larger bag fitted would have taken but seconds on your private health cover. Also, extra absorbing gusset is a must for the more moist Beamer-pilot.

:grin:


#319

Bad luck with your quality issues, mines been perfect. So much so, that I couldn’t wait to get out of the top of the range Alfa I test drove last week, that everyone’s raving about!


#320

:thumbsup: