Pfft, a mere six Scalford muffins gets you next day delivery with UPS. Doubles the price to £30 million before VAT though…
A Canoe. Roman Abramovitch’s yacht is a 164 metres long.
and my cock is bigger than yours…
Well there is definitely a strong whiff of smeg in this thread 
Always a funny name for a fridge I thought
How can it be a yacht when it hasn’t got sails? 
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are you going to Beaulieu, Dana?
I am indeed, we get to park in the arena with the 911uk forum…
How about you?
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Yeah, I’ll be coming and I think Phil is, too.
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Excellent, we can put our Bose sound systems to the test… lol
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Is Phil taking Jim?
Does anyone have a trailer?
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Taking Jim out for a drive…
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Cheeky fuckers…more like
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Did you stop to get your lunch out of the boot…
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I was going to say: “No, It’s the burnt out clutch”…
…but I’d only be digging a deeper hole…
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So today was the annual ‘Simply Porsche’ held at the Beaulieu motor museum…
However one car stole the show!
However the fields were full of pork…
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We got there about 1:30, did wander around, but didn’t spot you! The 911UK compound was pretty empty…