Royal Wedding Thread

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i think you may have overrated the thing

I do enjoy a Royal Wedding, we get to play

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HAC?

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Historical group, though we do work with a few regiments.

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Can you put it outside Nigel Farage’s house?

(incidentally, No ear defenders?)

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Are for wimps :smirk:

No need, 8 miles will be close enough.

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Another excuse to leave the girls cooing at the idiot box, cycle to a country pub and get pissed on cider.

More royal weddings please! Keep shrinking that gene pool.

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A day of for the Queen’s Civil Servants, that’s what i say.

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That too :slight_smile:

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Well it’s almost here… Are you panting with excitement?

what plans have you made for the special day? - are you hosting a street party or cooking up a special dinner .

Have you bought any souvenir tat?

has anyone tried any of these

How does one block threads from appearing?

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arnt you looking forward to the royal nuptials

do you want a celebration sausage

or some of these to contain your seed

crown jewel heritage condoms
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They can both fuck off. Ms ICHM daugher loves the sponging royals, so I am being forced to watch the shite (with the headphones on obviously and a game on the phone).

Nope