Should have been given a medal, not fire thread

The comments are quite funny, about vegan cheese that smells of feet, and stuff that just doesn’t melt. I guess the vegan cheeses haven’t really progressed much in the 15 years since I was vegan.

Stop it! There is no such thing as vegan cheese FFS!

Is that like that Anal-log shit that Tesco kept getting bollocked for putting on their pizzas and calling it cheese?

What a time to be alive!

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I would have served the special cheese produced and prepared by Penance.

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“How crusty would Sir like his pizza?”

mmmmmm…deep fill smegma…with a stuffed crust of course :stuck_out_tongue:

Wish i hadn’t googled smegma.

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spew

Is that cream cheese

It’s a fishy bloody kind of cheese with more than a hint of fecal matter, highly suitable for vegans.

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That is NOT Mozzarella.

If I write Boeing 777 Dreamliner on the back of my Passat, does it suddenly become a plane?

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To be fair, the product states that it is mozzarella flavour, it’s Ocado that actually call it mozzarella.

Er, the Dreamliner is the 787. /Aircraft geek.

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I have a Passat post is obvious. :smile:

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If he’d had an Astra then that could’ve pretty much doubled as an aircraft .

VB

He has to, no-one can see the t shirt he is wearing today…

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Do Dreamliners have adjustable seats though?

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