Should I buy a ZeTime smart watch?

Have to say, I’m a bit tempted…

You’re going to taunt us with a watch?

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Will it play tunes and can you attach a horn?

Could you not just Velcro an ipad onto your wrist?

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Thanks, Serge

:sleeping:

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FTFY

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This will be BadTM. Don’t do it.

Go Ze full Nathan Barley

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Looks utter wank. You’d have to be a special kind of shit biscuit to wear one in public.

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Won’t watching porn on it be a bit shit aswell?

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You’d have to keep it really still, which could be a problem!

…just wear it on the other arm…:+1:

Maybe he’s ambiwanksterous :grinning:

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Strap it to your cock :+1:

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It can be a bit strange, if you do it with the wrong hand…

New woman and daughters sensation?

When does the taunting start?

Didn’t get one, decided the custom firmware gave it too many opportunities to be shit.

Just looking at it tells you that it’s shit.

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