@B2T Can't go wrong with a curry at Mother India. Great food, always cheaper than expected and they stick bigger groups downstairs out of the way.
Even if there was only going to be 4/5 of us I'm sure they'd give us the downstairs if we warned them we were cunts.
Although I don't get out much I do unfortunately know of a few hipster venues through occasionally mixing with younger/trendier types. Although I'd blend in with my fixie, beard and tofu....none of them would be my in my top 50 choices.