Smart shoes aka Dr Cunties Cunty shoe emporium

Have you fallen out?

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Yep, that is the idea but MOAR PURPLISH. It is a real shame that Barnier didn’t stick the nut in there. No jury would ever convict.

I asked Claire what she thought of them, and assuming that I was thinking of buying them for myself she asked why I would want to look like even more of a twat.

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Trickers have a sale on with 20% off their outlet shop prices

Wonder why it is in their outlet shop and not on the main site?
Commissioned by someone else who went bust maybe?

there is a whole range - the boot is called Aldo; available in purple, green, and a pale “denim” blue/grey

There is a similarly coloured range of shoes called Robert

It is coming back to me now.
the bloke in the factory shop told me that they do make shoes in ridiculous colours as they ‘are popular on the Japanese market’

Presumably she’s worried you’re about to embark on an affair?

Smart lass: you’d have trouble getting bummed in a truckstop toilets in those :+1:

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I like ‘em. I’d wear ‘em.

(Waits for inevitable, “yes, but you like Prog, so you’re are no arbiter of taste”)

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:+1:

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^^ The aforementioned.

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I hate you lot :face_with_thermometer:

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Nah, you’d get fed-up with people asking if you’d lost your Carer or your Guide Dog…

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Did I mention I’m not feeling well ?

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I have decided against, as I need shoes and not any more pairs of boots.

A man can never have too many pairs of boots :+1:

Agreed.

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Regularly buy from Crockett & Jones and Fosters.

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I find Crocket & Jones don’t agree with my feet. Trickers work with my feet so I normally buy from them.