Smart shoes aka Dr Cunties Cunty shoe emporium


#702

Wedding at 3pm


#703

Yours?


#704

Desborough ?


#705

You have mis-spelt weeding.

VB


#706

Desborough (Cheaney) has become my supplier of choice but these were beautifully made goodyear welted calf leather but cheap online only from Duggers of London. I think they were about £120.00 and made in Portugal.

Plenty of articles about the firm online but their website seems to be down


#707

How come your not wearing your mucking out boots?


#708

https://www.oliversweeney.com/correre-slate-lightweight-trainer

:heart_eyes::heart_eyes:


#709

“Please note: due to the nature of the oryx leather, each trainer is vastly unique”


#710

Yeah, I did do a cringe there.

Or perhaps they are preparing you to receive a trainer that looks like strips of doner kebab sewn together.

“Contents may differ from those shown”


#711

I cringed at the look of them.


#712

If it’s “roaming the savanah” it won’t be the Arabian farmed ones nor the American ones (strange, but they dumped a load on their old nuc test sites), the ones in the wild are in short supply. I’m guessing this Sweeny shoe won’t be around for long, buy them now before someone pops it on Facebook and dumps a load of conservation concerns at them.


#713

Like your face.


#714

I like your irony.


#715

I like your terrible, ineffectual replies.


#716

I like your irony.


#717

On a scale from 1 to Banned, how much do you like it?


#718

I like “Our Cobbler - in - Chief”… What a load of Cobblers.


#719

Don’t worry Tristan, I won’t really ban you. You remind me how funny the Wam used to be.


#720

Thanks Mark.


#721

So much sincerity :smiley: