Smart shoes aka Dr Cunties Cunty shoe emporium


#722

Oi, less of that or some cunt will come along and say we are “edgy”, it’ll be downhill after that.


#723

I would like to officially complain about the use of language. :rage:


#724

Fuck me, they put the feet in effete… Perhaps better named as a shiteweight trainer.
And all for only £199!


#725

As a young antelope roaming the savannah, I dreamt of becoming a pair of trainers & having a fleeting life being worn as a fashion accessory on the Hoxton Highveld.


#726

Poetry, sheer fucking poetry. As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti,


#727

It’s gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There’s nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do

:scream:


#728

It is absolutely outrageous that manufacturers should consider using Oryx hides.

They should stick to these great boots made from Kudu hide.


#729

Certainly a more glorious legacy end than becoming some hipster’s trainer.


#730

Surely there’s got to be a cheaper way to let the world know you’re an absolute wanker?

[protip - meltdowns on social media are working out well :+1: ]


#731

That’s a given, surely ?


#732

No, they are cheap, the inverse price rule works here - more expensive = more wanker


#733

Built by Italian badgers :+1:


#734

and people suggest I have no taste - what are they made from?


#735

french badgers.


#736

My type of shoe, much likey

Cat man shoo still has no taste…proven again


#737

Hemp.


#738

Needs a shave


#739

It’s better smoked.


#740

Slipper / shoe meld.


#741

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The cuntiness leaves me breathless