Fuck no!
No no.
No.
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They might rise to the dizzy heights of “Merely Fucking Horrible” once they’re finished 
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They will show piss stains when in the pub really well. 
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Are they some form of mutant Ugg Boots? They look like they have the molt.
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1 part bad taste
1 part sketchy eyesight
1 part one-born-every-day
1 part overexposure to progressive rock
1 part: Strine
1 part poor impulse control
1 part drunk-in-control-of-a-credit-card
No idea what that adds-up to, I can only count to 3.
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I’d keep those fuckers away from those flames.
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These are particularly cunty, half price at the moment 
You may as well take up Morris dancing as well, if you buy those.
Repulsive isn’t a bad enough word.
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Perfect for that little-girl-starting-primary-school-in-the-1950s look, complete with socks made from old sacks cos, you know, rationing…
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Or these from Barkers
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Just need a heavy roller…
And ta daaaaa
Clown shoes.
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Stop posting images of them!
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I think those are magnificent. Where can I buy a pair?
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Tropea 
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Ah, I see, thanks.
I was really only planning on traveling as far as the keyboard.
I had assumed they were home made 
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They do look like a 5 year old’s craft project. 
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