Smart shoes aka Dr Cunties Cunty shoe emporium


#742

Fuck no!

No no.

No.


#743

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They might rise to the dizzy heights of “Merely Fucking Horrible” once they’re finished :ok_hand:


#744

They will show piss stains when in the pub really well. :rofl:


#745

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Are they some form of mutant Ugg Boots? They look like they have the molt.


#746


#747

1 part bad taste
1 part sketchy eyesight
1 part one-born-every-day
1 part overexposure to progressive rock
1 part: Strine
1 part poor impulse control
1 part drunk-in-control-of-a-credit-card

No idea what that adds-up to, I can only count to 3.

:+1:


#748

I’d keep those fuckers away from those flames.


#749

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These are particularly cunty, half price at the moment :scream:


#750

You may as well take up Morris dancing as well, if you buy those.

Repulsive isn’t a bad enough word.


#751

:nauseated_face::face_vomiting::nauseated_face::face_vomiting::nauseated_face:

Perfect for that little-girl-starting-primary-school-in-the-1950s look, complete with socks made from old sacks cos, you know, rationing…


#752

Or these from Barkers

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#753

Just need a heavy roller…

And ta daaaaa

Clown shoes.


#754

Stop posting images of them!
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#755

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I think those are magnificent. Where can I buy a pair?


#756

Tropea :+1:


#757

Ah, I see, thanks.

I was really only planning on traveling as far as the keyboard.


#758


#759

I had assumed they were home made :astonished:


#760

:+1:


#761

They do look like a 5 year old’s craft project. :joy: