Smart shoes aka Dr Cunties Cunty shoe emporium


#822

Haven’t worn these for a while, they are due an airing, perhaps tonight?


#823

I admire the way the faux snakeskin highlights the onset of cankle. Admirably cuntish footwear…


#824

my ankles are fucked, that is the good one


#825

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#826

TBF, given some of the footwear you’ve displayed, I’m amazed you’ve not had both feet lopped off by the taste police. You could adapt I suppose and have castors fitted.


#827

Damn. I can see there’s quite some competition out there.

I give you: the Timberland faux-nubuck WTF. These are the “secure facility” model.


#828

I’m also intrigued by the presence of one of those hospital sicky-bowls in the background.


#829

cat basket - put your glasses on man


#830

I assumed that was the hat which matched the shoes.

VB


#831

I thought it was some sorta East laandan fez


#832

I wanted to know who stole the carpet but realized it had been worn away during the Cunty shoe moon walk break in period.


#833

giphy%20(31)


#834

Always the winner , I admire your tenacity


#835

I haven’t got to the back of the cupboard yet…


#836

Saw him supporting Yes in 79


#837

It’s bank holiday crack on…


#838

Patrick cox?


#839

Please tell me there is hope for a patent Patrick Cox delight?


#840

have a prize!


#841

4 grand in used notes please