Smart shoes aka Dr Cunties Cunty shoe emporium

quite like the blue ones

In the mind garden there is a chop shop run by colour blind Mexicans.

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One of my neighbours owns a mint one. A lot better looking in the flesh.

I think these are definitely in the spirit of the thread.

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Not mine, I hasten to add - you wouldn’t catch me dead in those unfamiliar blue cotton drill trousers.

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Hmmm, Whole cut.

Just one letter missing.

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… and nothing but the cunt. :slight_smile:

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do try to keep up.

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Obvious joke set up obviously

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I have just discovered no tie shoelaces. Rubbery things that basically convert lace up shoes to slip ons. They look suitably smart for suitably smart shoes, or you can get funky ones.

I’m never going to tie laces up again.

Edit: like these:

Alternatively learn how to tie your laces properly then you only do it once a day.

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Spelling, grammar, shoe laces, shaving, work, pensions and hygiene are droplets of

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they don’t work. Laces tie to hold shoes on, these are too elastic to hold your shoe on properly so when you walk your Tricker’s flap around in mid air, like a pigeons wing.

if you can’t be arsed tying laces, get some old mens shoes with Velcro

Or these…

Yours for £515 :+1:

Sawn off loafers

Is that a cunt holster?

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i like pumps

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Those Nikes second to last are nice.

I bought some Vans today, much to the amazement/horror of Ellie and Lauren.

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