Syrup tape would work ️
how about some breast tape
its good on moobs as well - only if you've been waxed first though.....
gripper rods? threshold strips?
I'm beginning to get a sense you have in inner astronaut begging to come out... Astra car, Astro turf, tin foil shorts it's all adding up....
The groundsmen at Lords would be jealous
A fondness for reconstituted freeze dried food as well. It all makes sense now.
Perhaps the turf will roll back Thunderbirds stylee ?
Come to think of it that picture you posted up of you buying the Astra at the dealership was a giveaway
Let's hope it doesn't shrink when it rains!
I am expecting the colour to run and the "grass" to turn blue and the rest of the garden green.
Real grass does that, as many a young man who's tried to get the stains out of his clothes after rolling around on it in pursuit of the joys of spring can attest.
Needs a bit more of a tidy up,some kiln dried sand and power wash the patio.
It doesn't come out well in the pics,but looks very grass like,was worried buying it online,but it saved £200 and is as good as the ones ive seen elsewhere.
Obvious Photoshop is obvious.
just you wait until the local cats try to dig it up.....
I wondered how long 'the christening' would take.
Other than trolling cat out the front,none come into the back garden.