The Allotment has nearly had a clean shave

Don’t forget the weed and feed.

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Isn’t that the dog’s job? Literally…

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Sadly we can’t get away with these kinds of lies any longer, however much we photoshop the pictures.

People have been down to Devon now, some a couple of times. They know we don’t get any sunshine.

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In all seriousness Kent looks positively brown compared to Devon. I guess that’s why the cream is sooo good!

Devon is all astroturf & fake trees. It cost a fortune but is worth it for the tourists that can be fleeced when they visit.

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I think that Astroturf should come in shades of green.
Very wet summer green
a bit dry Khaki and
Drought tan.

Much more realistic.

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And different lengths:

Eden Gardens
Cardiff Arms Park
We can let the sheep in now and
Yeah, yeah, I’ll do it when it’s had a couple of days without rain …

VB

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Astroturf watch

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Needs a jet wash…

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The bamboo is getting out of control,saw a couple of pandas eyeing it up yesterday

I could swear it’s growing :thinking:

Needs a brush

Looks longer :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

I think this chap has been following the thread and has been inspired.
https://goo.gl/photos/xNwwCwpffZo4cVN66
He’ll be getting an Astra next.

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Needs a bit dogshit on it to get the ‘true’ look of quality

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And don’t forget the yellow patches where the dog / cat fox / badger pisses

You have cat foxes? :cold_sweat:

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Very rare these days, but we have a small family of them living at the back of Pogle’s Wood

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Can you feed them coffee beans like they do in Indonesia & then sell them to Jim (once they’ve passed & are on the Astroturf) for some ludicrous price?

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For the right price, of course.

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