Also, may be worth contacting the Highways Agency. The techniques you are employing to achieve the ratio of grass blades to hard bald patches seems very similar to their central reservations.
Maybe worth scattering a few bits of litter and the obligatory length of cassette or video tape before taking the money shot tho.
Contact @freefallrob as rumour has it he has some vids that he will not be needing for quite some time.
They’re going to be buttresses for Bob’s garden walls. Then he’ll be able to remove the various hoes, rakes, short pieces of 3x1 etc which are currently propping them up.
The sacrificial altar installed. I do so hope these Kadai fire bowls are still the preserve of the middle class and that the minions buy cheap knock offs.