A smoldering cigarillo serves as a mosquito repellent when I’m fishing.
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Must’ve been quite a night if you were in his en-suite!
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Dealer scum, every bedroom has an en-suite.
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Don’t be silly. Dealer scum don’t exist any more so they clearly don’t have ensuites or bedrooms. Redecorating someone’s ensuite must be a euphemism for something rude.
I wouldn’t mind the * occasional * evening-time bong but inexplicably those drugs are still not allowed. No fun, UK. 
Way to miss the gag. 
I didn’t miss it, you had italics and everything, I just carried on regardless. 
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Sigh… Pearls cast before swine.
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Coronas Minor ?
Major I think. I have some halfs too.
The Halfs are my go to from H.Upmann
Today’s treat…
https://www.cgarsltd.co.uk/images/thumbs/500x500_Undercrown_FlyingPig_s.jpg
With one of the best names in the business…Drew Estate Undercrown Flying Pig 
Fixt
EDIT: Why has it got a foreskin? 
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Haven’t you got a wheel to run around or summat 
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Something to get your teeth into 
Exercise? Feck off…
Is that why most South Strayan women have no front teeth?
Nah, it’s usually gingivitis or talking back too much 
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My go to is the Romeo Y Julieta range.
Only cost effective proper duty free, sadly.