Trick people into thinking youâre stuck in the 80âs - wear a Liverpool shirtđ
Or from Devon.
OâRourke was weekending in a village outside Clifton in Galway. It being the week before Easter he thought a bit of a stroll before a couple of pints might be just the thing. On the walk to the Pub he chanced upon a lad in floods of tears on the side of the road. Being a helpful soul of the Christian persuasion OâRourke expressed his concern.
âAre you all rightâ quoth he, âWhat is it that might be upsetting you?â
âIts my favourite uncle Brianâ sobbed the lad âHe has died unexpectedly and Iâm all alone in the worldâ
âJesus, Mary and Josephâ exclaimed OâRourke âwhat a tragedy. Would you like me to get Father OâReilly for youâ
âThatâs really nice of youâ wailed the distraught urchin, âbut Iâm too upset to think about sex right now.â
Badum and Tish. Iâm here all Easter, try the Lamb etc etcâŚ
Itâs called art, thatâs whyâŚ
Itâs good Friday today,as our thoughts turn to the man with long hair who will long be remembered for dying on the end of a crossâŚhappy easter Andy Carroll
Not really a joke but epic trollingâŚ
seen it before but still brilliant.
It has to be said that Justin won the exchange with that last comment.
Just got back from the record shop,asked the chap if he had anything by The Doors,yes,a fire bucket and a broom was his reply
A fire bucket? That must be a late 19th century jokeâŚ
Shakespeare walks into a pub
Landlord says "get out,you are bard
Havenât you got an Astra to polishâŚ
âŚor the Battle of the Somme to recreate in your âgardenâ.
Occupy yourself with anything, and I mean anything, other than these jokes which are likely to clog the humour toilet and I dread to think what our resident plumber might do to clear it.