That is genuinely very Red Symons of you. Cheers.
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Keep it going,his roaming charges will be spectacular 
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WiFi is a thing. Apparently 
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I saw the most useless guide dog I’ve ever seen at Berwick on Tweed last weekend.
He knew nothing about the history of the town, and just sat there licking its bollocks.
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Is that Oliver Cromwell on the left?
This bloke I think (no pun intended, I think)
But now you come to mention it I’ve never seen Cromwell and Descartes in the same room at the same time …
VB
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And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart
“I drink, therefore I am”
Wise words…
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It’s been an issue, but I feel I have the solution and would like to share.
Signed copies available for those that want them.
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Was that written by Piers Morgan’s wife?
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Different book.
Hers was titled ‘How to Live with a Huge Dick’…
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Like an abattoir thread. 
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Dredged from the depths of the La Brea Tar Pits comes…
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