The return of shit joke thread (incorporating the humour toilet) and mainly reposts of shit from Twitter


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#388

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#389

Less of that shite please Terry. I’m a sick man and can’t deal with the shock.

Meanwhile the Scarfolk blog has clearly got us in mind with this pice of joy:


#390

Not sure if this is a joke, or an inconveniently accurate observation!


#391

:poop: You’re dragging the family reputation down with that one @OzzyOzzyOzzyOiOiOi


#392

Having just read the fishy exchange elsewhere, I think not :unamused:


#393

For once I agree with you.

Bollocks.

:angry:


#394

A bloke goes to the doctor because every time he breaks wind, the noise it makes sounds like “Honda”

After examining his backside the doctor tells him it’s being caused by a abscess on his anus. The man is still sceptical…

the doctor says …everybody knows that abscess makes the fart go Honda.


#395

Jeez…


#396

You laughed when I told you it in Germany…and you had a hangover!


#397

Well it is the shit joke thread afterall.


#398

Got toothache this morning :angry:


#399

You need an appointment at the dentist. How about 2.30 ?


#400

How old are the hills?


#401

:rage: :grinning:


#402

1998

  • Don’t get into strangers cars
  • Don’t meet people from the internet

2017

  • Literally summon someone you don’t know from the internet expressly to get into their car.

#403


#404

Well, it’s appropriate at least


#405