Less of that shite please Terry. Iâm a sick man and canât deal with the shock.
Meanwhile the Scarfolk blog has clearly got us in mind with this pice of joy:
Having just read the fishy exchange elsewhere, I think not
For once I agree with you.
Bollocks.
A bloke goes to the doctor because every time he breaks wind, the noise it makes sounds like âHondaâ
After examining his backside the doctor tells him itâs being caused by a abscess on his anus. The man is still scepticalâŚ
the doctor says âŚeverybody knows that abscess makes the fart go Honda.
JeezâŚ
You laughed when I told you it in GermanyâŚand you had a hangover!
Well it is the shit joke thread afterall.
Got toothache this morning
You need an appointment at the dentist. How about 2.30 ?
How old are the hills?
1998
- Donât get into strangers cars
- Donât meet people from the internet
2017
- Literally summon someone you donât know from the internet expressly to get into their car.
Well, itâs appropriate at least