The return of shit joke thread (incorporating the humour toilet) and mainly reposts of shit from Twitter
Less of that shite please Terry. I’m a sick man and can’t deal with the shock.
Meanwhile the Scarfolk blog has clearly got us in mind with this pice of joy:
Having just read the fishy exchange elsewhere, I think not
For once I agree with you.
A bloke goes to the doctor because every time he breaks wind, the noise it makes sounds like “Honda”
After examining his backside the doctor tells him it’s being caused by a abscess on his anus. The man is still sceptical…
the doctor says …everybody knows that abscess makes the fart go Honda.
You laughed when I told you it in Germany…and you had a hangover!
Well it is the shit joke thread afterall.
Got toothache this morning
You need an appointment at the dentist. How about 2.30 ?
How old are the hills?
- Don’t get into strangers cars
- Don’t meet people from the internet
- Literally summon someone you don’t know from the internet expressly to get into their car.
Well, it’s appropriate at least