The return of shit joke thread (incorporating the humour toilet) and mainly reposts of shit from Twitter





Less of that shite please Terry. I’m a sick man and can’t deal with the shock.

Meanwhile the Scarfolk blog has clearly got us in mind with this pice of joy:


Not sure if this is a joke, or an inconveniently accurate observation!


:poop: You’re dragging the family reputation down with that one @OzzyOzzyOzzyOiOiOi


Having just read the fishy exchange elsewhere, I think not :unamused:


For once I agree with you.




A bloke goes to the doctor because every time he breaks wind, the noise it makes sounds like “Honda”

After examining his backside the doctor tells him it’s being caused by a abscess on his anus. The man is still sceptical…

the doctor says …everybody knows that abscess makes the fart go Honda.




You laughed when I told you it in Germany…and you had a hangover!


Well it is the shit joke thread afterall.


Got toothache this morning :angry:


You need an appointment at the dentist. How about 2.30 ?


How old are the hills?


:rage: :grinning:



  • Don’t get into strangers cars
  • Don’t meet people from the internet


  • Literally summon someone you don’t know from the internet expressly to get into their car.



Well, it’s appropriate at least