The return of shit joke thread (incorporating the humour toilet) and mainly reposts of shit from Twitter





Ha ! Beat me to it :grin:


Nah, I go full squat :grinning:



This is a revenge posting for @J_B’s viagra joke the other day and the shite that @OzzyOzzyOzzyOiOiOi left on the floor in here the other day. Brace yerselves, this’ll only take a moment;

Why do Swedish war-ships have bar codes on the sides?

So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian!



WTF someone told me that joke at work today, wasn’t fucking funny then either.


That really is my kind of gag :rofl:


A[quote=“charliechan, post:413, topic:168, full:true”]
That really is my kind of gag :rofl:

I heard that was ball gags,


Well ok, that as well :sushing_face:




Just heard on the news that Beyonce has discovered that Roy Castle was really her father.

Can’t see her taking his surname somehow.




FFS I’ll giigle all day at that.





A pub landlord bought a lovely puppy, :dog2: as the puppy got bigger and more exuberant the landlord noticed that his tail kept knocking glasses off tables, after much thought the landlord docked the dogs tail and out of guilt kept it in a glass case behind the bar, fifteen years later after a long and happy life the dog passed away​:cry:, minutes later he is at the purly gates, excuse me st peter, says the dog, can i come in please, st peter replies, I’m sorry but you are not whole, i can’t let you in, devestated the dog goes back to earth just as the landlord is locking up, excuse me dad says the ghostly canine but they won’t let me into heaven, can i have my appendage back? The landlord replies, I’m sorry boy but i am not allowed to re-tail spirits after hours.:flushed:


Enjoy your ban :unamused: