Wayne!!?!
Ha ! Beat me to it
Nah, I go full squat
This is a revenge posting for @J_Bâs viagra joke the other day and the shite that @MGOwner left on the floor in here the other day. Brace yerselves, thisâll only take a moment;
Why do Swedish war-ships have bar codes on the sides?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian!
WTF someone told me that joke at work today, wasnât fucking funny then either.
That really is my kind of gag
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I heard that was ball gags,
Well ok, that as well
Just heard on the news that Beyonce has discovered that Roy Castle was really her father.
Canât see her taking his surname somehow.
FFS Iâll giigle all day at that.
LOL!
A pub landlord bought a lovely puppy, as the puppy got bigger and more exuberant the landlord noticed that his tail kept knocking glasses off tables, after much thought the landlord docked the dogs tail and out of guilt kept it in a glass case behind the bar, fifteen years later after a long and happy life the dog passed awayâ:cry:, minutes later he is at the purly gates, excuse me st peter, says the dog, can i come in please, st peter replies, Iâm sorry but you are not whole, i canât let you in, devestated the dog goes back to earth just as the landlord is locking up, excuse me dad says the ghostly canine but they wonât let me into heaven, can i have my appendage back? The landlord replies, Iâm sorry boy but i am not allowed to re-tail spirits after hours.
Enjoy your ban