The return of shit joke thread (incorporating the humour toilet) and mainly reposts of shit from Twitter


#446

And no loyalty points


#447

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.


#448

:weary:


#449

Did you chance upon an unopened box of Christmas Crackers? You really should have left it that way…:anguished:


#450

https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/20431294_1597430793625150_7834473687057904076_n.jpg?oh=de3d5530c109c8ffee4a5ed1cc6d8b34&oe=5A3101E0


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http://audioabattoir.s3-eu-west-1.amazonaws.com/original/2X/3/384c81a8b1499313ac265b3db8b3a4a7acf45e7b.jpg

I do worry about you and your internet searches. :joy: Bloody funny though ’ no weirdos please’.


#455

Wonder if sodders ever found that bald dwarf with a goat?


#456

#457

Which one’s you, Dave? :smiling_imp:


#458

The lead Horse of course. :hugs:


#459

I know two people called William Hill.

What are the odds on that…


#460

:cowboy_hat_face:


#461

I was talking to my hot young neighbour over the garden fence the other day. She was cursing the dirty pervert who has been stealing her underwear off the washing line. Then she told me that the police had installed cctv to catch the culprit…I nearly shat in her knickers…!

:disappointed:


#462

This is supposed to be the joke thread, not the what am I doing today thread. Were they yellow knickers btw?


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https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/20637872_1916186578706188_3791622352354660509_n.jpg?oh=3af40fc6d273106e136c1b5b4bed5405&oe=5A2E0A95