The return of shit joke thread (incorporating the humour toilet) and mainly reposts of reposts of reposts

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And no loyalty points

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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:weary:

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Did you chance upon an unopened box of Christmas Crackers? You really should have left it that way…:anguished:

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I do worry about you and your internet searches. :joy: Bloody funny though ’ no weirdos please’.

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Wonder if sodders ever found that bald dwarf with a goat?

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Which one’s you, Dave? :smiling_imp:

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The lead Horse of course. :hugs:

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I know two people called William Hill.

What are the odds on that…

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:cowboy_hat_face:

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I was talking to my hot young neighbour over the garden fence the other day. She was cursing the dirty pervert who has been stealing her underwear off the washing line. Then she told me that the police had installed cctv to catch the culprit…I nearly shat in her knickers…!

:disappointed:

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This is supposed to be the joke thread, not the what am I doing today thread. Were they yellow knickers btw?

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