The return of shit joke thread (incorporating the humour toilet) and mainly reposts of shit from Twitter


#466

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/20597224_1569423376452437_6909354006568416953_n.jpg?oh=dc8340acf9b31ab9339c33c7c4cb2d34&oe=59FE397B


#467

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#469

Where’s the 65% of the time spent ‘Moving object A across the garage to make space to move object B into so that object C can come off the workbench into object B’s space and I’ll have room on the bench to spend 5 minutes checking an urgent detail on object D’ ? Before moving everything around again.

VB


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#473

Oz again?


#474

I really hope that was at Westminster station


#475

I swallowed some scrabble letters by accident.

My next shit could spell trouble.


#476

https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/20728201_1703120676663137_1285298617766973325_n.jpg?oh=06ca9fac8c65840d07370fb8b96f00c4&oe=5A30087E


#477

That’s a ’ I’ve just farted ’ smile


#478

https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/20728344_1175246085909574_1154584215451213236_n.jpg?oh=2da080207707e78a9c705319299a22c0&oe=5A2D266D


#479

https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/20767875_2430368793768092_8541705415700706090_n.jpg?oh=a9fc90c1c34547cf1b5f31cf87075138&oe=59F10CBA


#480

The oldies are the best :grin:


#481

Some of the youngsters may not have seen it :grinning:


#482

It may be old but it was delivered well


#483

Another one from ancient history:

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#484

Another oldie, but what can you do?

A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends and had a few too many beers and then topped it off with some shots. Not a good idea at all. Knowing full well I was at least slightly over the limit, I did something I’ve never done before – I took a taxi home. Sure enough, I passed a police roadblock, but because it was a taxi, they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise. I have never driven a taxi before and I’m fucked if I know where I got it.

:confused:


#485

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