The return of shit joke thread (incorporating the humour toilet) and mainly reposts of shit from Twitter






Where’s the 65% of the time spent ‘Moving object A across the garage to make space to move object B into so that object C can come off the workbench into object B’s space and I’ll have room on the bench to spend 5 minutes checking an urgent detail on object D’ ? Before moving everything around again.






Oz again?


I really hope that was at Westminster station


I swallowed some scrabble letters by accident.

My next shit could spell trouble.



That’s a ’ I’ve just farted ’ smile




The oldies are the best :grin:


Some of the youngsters may not have seen it :grinning:


It may be old but it was delivered well


Another one from ancient history:



Another oldie, but what can you do?

A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends and had a few too many beers and then topped it off with some shots. Not a good idea at all. Knowing full well I was at least slightly over the limit, I did something I’ve never done before – I took a taxi home. Sure enough, I passed a police roadblock, but because it was a taxi, they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise. I have never driven a taxi before and I’m fucked if I know where I got it.



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