I was a bit worried about a drink driving joke, but it is old enough to be heritage listed so enjoy it for the historical value. I’m considering a line in mother-in-law jokes next as an archeological exercise…
The return of shit joke thread (incorporating the humour toilet) and mainly reposts of shit from Twitter
Now you’re taking. Gawd bless Les Dawson
At least he’s smiling
You can tell if he’s smiling?
I’m an ex Catholic. I can tell a smile from a grimace from 10 paces
…even from the back of someone’s head?
He’s not smiling, given the difficulty he appears to be having bending down I would guess he has spent 45 minutes in Brother Patrick’s office on his knees…‘praying’.
Sometimes it’s the only way
Probably, but give Mr Beadle a firm knee to the nadgers when you get there please.
Shocking story on the news just now, a mouse that liked Elvis has just been caught in a trap.
Don’t encourage the fucker…
Extremely childish but couldn’t resist.