My kids went back to school today . This seems timely:
More genius from the Scarfolk Blog.
A Royal Bun special:
Just a friendly warning, if any of you out there are using the Tesco dating site be careful you could end up with a bag for life…
Gloria Gaynor.
Whatever happened to her?
She didn’t survive…
Free replacement when worn out?
Looking on the bright side of my recent insomnia… only three more sleeps 'til Christmas
Police are called to a house and find a woman holding a bloody 3-iron
standing over a lifeless man.
The detective asks, “Ma’am, is that your husband?”
“Yes” says the woman.
“Did you hit him with that golf club?”
“Yes, yes, I did.”
The woman begins to sob, drops the club, and puts her hands on her face.
“How many times did you hit him?”
OH!! “I don’t know – put me down for a five.”
Top links humour right there
Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it.
Pineapple ring anyone?
Good joke for a shit joke thread