The return of shit joke thread (incorporating the humour toilet) and mainly reposts of shit from Twitter


#588

Fuck off with your jokes that have words in I have to google.


#589

I laughed out loud.

Wrong thread, mate


#590

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/21462457_1433494753398594_3942518449180862743_n.jpg?oh=4a979a5882a6371be0117753b4289972&oe=5A132ABB


#591


#592

Boho rap surely?


#593

Yup, the stupid Queen song


#594

I name that fix your fucking braces whichever cunt wrote that.


#595

@Gyroscope will appreciate this.


#596

That’s just awesome :+1:


#597

Yeah, laughed my arse off.

Wtf does it mean


#598

We all did the same thing on the ZX spectrum in WH Smiths when we were kids, right?


#599

20 GOTO 10


#600

U noes it.


#601

After watching her husband climbing out of the pool for the tenth time, Precilla finally asked Elvis what the hell he was up to.

“I can’t help falling in, love” He replied


#602

#603

That is fucking lame, he says, smirking


#604


#605

:joy: :joy: :joy: :joy: :joy:


#606

https://www-users.cs.york.ac.uk/susan/joke/foot.htm

VB


#607

Since we’re doing computer jokes, here’s another…

http://www.coboloncogs.org/INDEX.HTM