The return of shit joke thread (incorporating the humour toilet) and mainly reposts of shit from Twitter
My neighbour would disagree
In the cell next to you?
No, just woke up on here sun lounger.
Nice sunny day in Weston-super-mare?
Not idea, don’t go near the hole.
I can’t believe that. You always go near a hole…
I draw the line at wsm.
Quite right. There are limits to anybody’s depravity.
I’m already wearing my coat
I’ll just leave this here.
It mentions Sodbury in the bottom right hand corner. That’s no laughing matter … hang on, I think the postcode might contain a hint.
In Scotland, in my era, corporal punishment was 6 of the belt across your hands and wrists. I got belted pretty frequently due to being an annoying wee prick. Thankfully, regular beatings didn’t dim my spirit and I have developed into a giant cock.