The return of shit joke thread (incorporating the humour toilet) and mainly reposts of shit from Twitter


#648

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#649

My neighbour would disagree


#650

In the cell next to you?


#651

No, just woke up on here sun lounger.


#652

Nice sunny day in Weston-super-mare?


#653

Not idea, don’t go near the hole.


#654

I can’t believe that. You always go near a hole…


#655

I draw the line at wsm.


#656

Quite right. There are limits to anybody’s depravity. :grin:


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#658

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I’m already wearing my coat :disappointed:


#659

#660

No further news on his cat though.


#661

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I’ll just leave this here.


#662


#663

At least I think it’s a joke :thinking:


#664

It mentions Sodbury in the bottom right hand corner. That’s no laughing matter … hang on, I think the postcode might contain a hint.

VB


#665

In Scotland, in my era, corporal punishment was 6 of the belt across your hands and wrists. I got belted pretty frequently due to being an annoying wee prick. Thankfully, regular beatings didn’t dim my spirit and I have developed into a giant cock.


#666

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