The return of shit joke thread (incorporating the humour toilet) and mainly reposts of shit from Twitter


#950

Fuck me :roll_eyes:


#951

You’ll have to wait until Lopwell


#952

There’s a goat in Limerick that might sort you out…


#953

#954

I went to the doctors with hearing problems.

He said “Can you describe the symptoms?”

I said “Homers a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair”


#955

:face_with_symbols_over_mouth:


#956

#957

I like the way the young lad appears to be learning from the master… :grinning:


#958


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#960

#961

Just noticed my new title.

Why do @coco and @murrayjohnson prefer a French breakfast?

Because for them, one egg is un oeuf


#962

Spock shows his first emotion.


#963

When I become Galactic Dictator, jokes like that will carry the death penalty.


#964

The jokes only ova when I say it’s ova.


#965

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#968

From one of the recent marches in the US:


#969

@Mrs_Maureen_OPinion this has to be your new line of cables.