The return of shit joke thread (incorporating the humour toilet) and mainly reposts of shit from Twitter


#990

Looks like localised showers!


#991

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#992

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#993

Wondering if @Mrs_Maureen_OPinion is just going to share everything I put into this thread onto Facebook…


#994

The glove is a nice touch. So to speak.

VB


#995

doesn’t is numb the senses though?


#996

Shut-up and be more funny.

2fingas


#997

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#998

A bloke on a tractor has just driven past me shouting the end of the world is nigh!!
I think it was Farmer Geddon


#999


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#1001

Fap Difficulty Level - 11 (on a scale of 10)

Gonna need a fluffer for this one :ok_hand:


#1002

The white I sent you was full of MDMA while the red was heavily spiked with acid. I suggest you down both and have at it furiously.


#1003

How did you know? My perfect night-in! Just need Penance to rock-up and I can die happy!


#1004

Do love “Forest Friends”…


#1005

also, this…


#1006

Re the above,

I would post this up in our Training and Leadership teams office


#1007

oh… that is Beautiful… I :heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart: it


#1008

THAT I am putting up at work. Fair brings a tear to the eye :cry:


#1009