The return of shit joke thread (incorporating the humour toilet) and mainly reposts of shit from Twitter


#1194

Some of my favourite bad jokes from Nick Helm.

What do you call a drunk wizard? Merlot.

I went to a nail bar last week, I got absolutely hammered.

Have you heard about the evil group of men who control all the world’s cheese? They call themselves the Hallouminati.


#1195

We have reached Australia.


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#1198

Hey, my girlfriend and I argue like a rock band in concert . . . we start with the new stuff and then move on to the old favourites.


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#1202

Wondermark 917


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#1205

I feel unclean…:anguished:


#1206

tw


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#1212

Scotch Brian


#1213

Close, but where are the examples of previous jazz musicians going somewhere else for more than a couple of quid?