Some of my favourite bad jokes from Nick Helm.
What do you call a drunk wizard? Merlot.
I went to a nail bar last week, I got absolutely hammered.
Have you heard about the evil group of men who control all the world’s cheese? They call themselves the Hallouminati.
We have reached Australia.
Hey, my girlfriend and I argue like a rock band in concert . . . we start with the new stuff and then move on to the old favourites.
Wondermark 917
Close, but where are the examples of previous jazz musicians going somewhere else for more than a couple of quid?
