The return of shit joke thread (incorporating the humour toilet) and mainly reposts of reposts of reposts

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Oof!

I am truly sorry :pensive:

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Too soon?

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Does this remind anyone of anything?

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No.

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14 posts were merged into an existing topic: All your science in here

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Almost as old as:

I went swimming at the local pool last weekend, and while there decided to have sneaky piss in the deep end.
The lifeguard must have seen me - he blew his whistle so loudly that I nearly fell in.

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Wife: I have a bag full of my old clothes that I’d like to donate to charity.

Husband: Why not just throw them in the rubbish? Much easier and quicker.

Wife: But there are poor and starving people who could really use these clothes!

Husband: Honey, anyone who fits into those clothes is hardly poor or starving.

Husband should recover from head injuries in the next couple of months.

At last the concise paperback book - volume 1
‘How to understand women’