The return of shit joke thread (incorporating the humour toilet) and mainly reposts of shit from Twitter


#1414

from my 8 year old daughter earlier,
Daddy, I need a new bum,

Why?

This ones got a crack in it.


#1415

She must have been reading the 1834 lame joke book.


#1416


#1417

https://goo.gl/images/MVTF9x


#1418

image

There you go Dave…


#1419

Thanks Olan. I have an Andriod and still can’t copy and paste pictures etc.


#1420

Humanoid robots’ll do that to you, every fucking time.


#1421

Humaniod.

Oh, hang on …

VB


#1422

Easiest way is to save/download them to the device and then upload them directly here. Delete them off your device after if you don’t want them. Copying then pasting doesn’t work for me either.


#1423


#1424

Lopwell fayre?


#1425

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#1426

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but they always burn their hands because they change it before it’s cool.

:expressionless:


#1427


#1428

image


#1429


#1430


#1431

homonym

VB


#1432

Fuck :pensive:


#1433

It wasn’t a bad effort. Grammar is the homonym, of course. Synonym is a malapropism. But it’s bloody difficult to create a witty riposte if you have to fit ‘malapropism’ into it.

VB