The return of shit joke thread (incorporating the humour toilet) and mainly reposts of shit from Twitter


#1434

but not this


#1435

image


#1436

Because of photos


#1437

Try a malapriapism instead?


#1438

Even worse, a priapism. Tee Hee.


#1439


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#1441

My wife says she’s leaving me as she thinks I’m too obsessed with astronomy.

What fucking planet is she on?


#1442

At least pmac will get this.


#1443

No he won’t, it’s gibberish to me.


#1444

Expect language problems at the airport then. It’s a very different accent to Shetland.


#1445


#1446

Yesterday, a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.

Apparently ‘in 4K’ wasn’t the correct answer.


#1447


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#1449


#1450

That really is rather funny


#1451


#1452

It’s very good although the ‘deceased’ is, one would hope, superfluous.


#1453

World Cup 2018 table-top football game released…