The return of shit joke thread (incorporating the humour toilet) and mainly reposts of reposts of reposts

[charliechan]

[stu]

BBC NEWS: “Three Cliff Walkers have fallen to their death on an expedition”

Can’t believe they all had the same name…

[TMC]

GlennyRodge (GlennyRodge)

[B2T]

Scottish Patter

[2a3]

[MGOwner]

I suspect shenanigans. “British made in China” ?

[charliechan]

[Kevin]

Unfortunately this isn’t funny.

it is the future!

[TMC]

There’s always Dignitas.

[B2T]

Literal laugh out loud and spluttering of tea, when I was reading the thread with a married friend, Friday evening.

[AmDismal]

[edd9000]

[TMC]

That’s a crazy size difference!

[edd9000]

There might be some photoshop involved.

[thebiglebowski]

Or he used his lightning bolt…

[pmac]

As the UK faces a Cypriot cheese shortage, conspiracy theorists blame the hallouminati.

[MGOwner]

Oof

[pmac]

The mrs came back from the doctors with a big smile on her face
“Why are you so happy?” I asked her.
“The doctor told me that for a 60 year old woman, I have a 21 year olds breasts” she said.
“Oh yeah” I said “Well what did he say about your 60 year old arse?”

“Your name never came up in conversation”

[2a3]

Destination: Germany.

[charliechan]