The return of shit joke thread (incorporating the humour toilet) and mainly reposts of shit from Twitter


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#1455

BBC NEWS: “Three Cliff Walkers have fallen to their death on an expedition”

Can’t believe they all had the same name…


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#1459

I suspect shenanigans. “British made in China” ? :thinking:


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#1461

Unfortunately this isn’t funny.

it is the future!

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#1462

There’s always Dignitas.


#1463

Literal laugh out loud and spluttering of tea, when I was reading the thread with a married friend, Friday evening.


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#1466

That’s a crazy size difference!


#1467

There might be some photoshop involved.


#1468

Or he used his lightning bolt…


#1469

As the UK faces a Cypriot cheese shortage, conspiracy theorists blame the hallouminati.


#1470

Oof :anguished:


#1471

The mrs came back from the doctors with a big smile on her face
“Why are you so happy?” I asked her.
“The doctor told me that for a 60 year old woman, I have a 21 year olds breasts” she said.
“Oh yeah” I said “Well what did he say about your 60 year old arse?”

“Your name never came up in conversation”


Pork Fat Therapy/ What are you eating?
#1472

Destination: Germany.


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