The return of shit joke thread (incorporating the humour toilet) and mainly reposts of shit from Twitter


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#1515

Luckily that’s not a plumbers bucket


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#1518

That is actually funny. You have posted it in the wrong thread…


#1519

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#1523

Proper made me larf did that


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#1525

Good AA strapline that

Choo Choo Motherfucker :grin:


#1526

More like chew chew Motherfucker


#1527

Actually that’s even better Mike :+1:


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#1530

I hired a Russian chauffeur the other day

His name was Pikup Andropov


#1531

FFS :joy::joy:


#1532

Where’s Bob with his axe? :grinning:


#1533

When I crack a (supposedly) shit joke, @htm_1968 comes along in about 3 nanoseconds to slaughter me. :slightly_frowning_face:

How come you’ve got away with it? :thinking:


#1534

Cos the timing of your delivery is shit :joy: