OK, try this instead:
Just can’t see any humour.
Ah, the human caterpillar
I want to know where to buy this
As soon as they finish the Virginal solo, we will let you know, but they may need to change the century on the cover.
It fits very nicely, up to a point.
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they’d all say “Bach bach bach”