The return of shit joke thread (incorporating the humour toilet) and mainly reposts of reposts of reposts

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Too soon?

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Does this remind anyone of anything?

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No.

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14 posts were merged into an existing topic: All your science in here

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Almost as old as:

I went swimming at the local pool last weekend, and while there decided to have sneaky piss in the deep end.
The lifeguard must have seen me - he blew his whistle so loudly that I nearly fell in.

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Wife: I have a bag full of my old clothes that I’d like to donate to charity.

Husband: Why not just throw them in the rubbish? Much easier and quicker.

Wife: But there are poor and starving people who could really use these clothes!

Husband: Honey, anyone who fits into those clothes is hardly poor or starving.

Husband should recover from head injuries in the next couple of months.

At last the concise paperback book - volume 1
‘How to understand women’

^^^ I’d like to push that down some stairs.

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That’ll be a traditional Hewlett Packard service manual for one of their more complex bits of kit. I swear they used to list every single nut and bolt. I saw one once that contained several pages of instructions for getting the item off the delivery truck and then taking it out of its box. With pictures. Of the truck.

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You’re on your own these days, manuals cost too much and the customer is not their concern.

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SIGH!

unzzzip<<<<<

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Both arousing and amusing

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Could you not post tossfodder of this Quality when I’m already sore from the last daylong session of edging…?! :angry:

Seriously, it’s flayed to shreds…

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